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By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 02:02 - United States - New York

Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML

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Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML

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Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By wastedtime - 13/09/2020 10:57 - United States

Today, things were going great with my girlfriend of six months. She knew I had kids and it seemed to be getting serious, so I decided to introduce her to them. After dinner, I walked her to her car and she said, "That’s real nice but what are you going to do with them once you and I have kids?" FML

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Friday 16 March 2012 5:38

Run far away.

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Friday 16 March 2012 5:38

Woah she needs to slow down..

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vettle 6

Saturday 17 March 2012 5:45

Wow I read this three times and read years and not days and couldn't see what the problem was.

nvo 6

Saturday 17 March 2012 5:53

Hope you used protection? Good. Now get outta there.

Fricktion 3

Saturday 17 March 2012 8:26

WOW dude, I would seriously take a long look at your lengthy relationship and decide weather or not you still want to be with her. HA~! LOL

HermanPE 2

Saturday 17 March 2012 8:46

RUN dude RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam1187 4

Saturday 17 March 2012 18:47

time to quit that one now!

tklone329 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 19:20

WOAH! This is my nightmare

Tejanos01 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:27

She is horny already!

Maxcold 2

Saturday 17 March 2012 21:32

RUN.

janerose21 3

Sunday 18 March 2012 0:59

oh she's playing this game... u should scare her back and have Photoshoped baby pictures on what they might look like! !!

DJP0N3 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:14

I wish this site had a 'so what?' button if you don't like it then stop bitching and break up with her and if you don't want to then d

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