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By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

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By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 02:02 - United States - New York

Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML

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Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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By noway - 03/01/2014 11:03 - France - Cholet

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By wastedtime - 13/09/2020 10:57 - United States

Today, things were going great with my girlfriend of six months. She knew I had kids and it seemed to be getting serious, so I decided to introduce her to them. After dinner, I walked her to her car and she said, "That’s real nice but what are you going to do with them once you and I have kids?" FML

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Friday 16 March 2012 5:38

Run far away.

Cleo_Nemo_ 9

Friday 16 March 2012 5:38

Woah she needs to slow down..

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PedroRValentin 3

Friday 16 March 2012 15:40

I already named mine :)

meridius4510 4

Friday 16 March 2012 15:52

Run Forrest, run!

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 16 March 2012 16:39

Yup, agree with others. Run and run fast!

renlady_86 3

Friday 16 March 2012 16:40

Run. Run fast, run far!

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Friday 16 March 2012 16:46

Don't stick ur penis into crazy.

NoraT_fml 6

Friday 16 March 2012 16:47

Run. Run as fast as you can. and whatever you do. DON'T.LOOK.BACK!

eliwalks 0

Friday 16 March 2012 16:51

Eewww

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Friday 16 March 2012 16:58

get outta there!

afallingstar 22

Friday 16 March 2012 17:10

Run dude...run far away

JuuChan 3

Friday 16 March 2012 17:19

Head for the hills, pal. Just book it. Not even kidding.

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