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By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By wastedtime - 13/09/2020 10:57 - United States

Today, things were going great with my girlfriend of six months. She knew I had kids and it seemed to be getting serious, so I decided to introduce her to them. After dinner, I walked her to her car and she said, "That’s real nice but what are you going to do with them once you and I have kids?" FML

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Friday 16 March 2012 5:38

Run far away.

Cleo_Nemo_ 9

Friday 16 March 2012 5:38

Woah she needs to slow down..

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brittneyohh 5

Friday 16 March 2012 21:46

RUN!!!!!

kims0706 10

Friday 16 March 2012 23:39

Pablo, Tyron and Bon no matter what gender

aubbeymp 3

Saturday 17 March 2012 1:30

That's not an FML!!! That's good! That means he wants to be with u the rest if his life!!! Or unless u don't like him so well then yes, it is an FML.

hollywoodt1ts 15

Saturday 17 March 2012 1:26

I know how you feel.

kamershey 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 2:29

DUmp her ass

zebralover23 14

Saturday 17 March 2012 2:47

Run And leave now

MisterEx 28

Saturday 17 March 2012 3:55

Dear OP, You, good sir, have found a gold mine. Why,you may ask? A woman with such a fast event progressing, would probably give birth in 5 hours instead of 9 months. Just think how much scientist would pay you man. Also, fyl.

dobbyisfreeeeeee 10

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:01

Shows enterprise?

jerrellbrown 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:04

I hope you strapped up. She may be prego.

ckc421 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:26

Get out. Get out now.

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