By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
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Gottokeepsmiling 6

Just pretend your infertile OP and she will go away!!!!

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EmeraldRarity 8

Shes ******* crazy! Get out while you can

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permaband_usr 14

Here is what you do... google this "emo song those aren't muskets" and then sit her down and make her watch it. Twice.

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rs7797 9

ask her if its ok if you attend her funeral

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DEMONSWORD 4

Just have furousious sex with her and at all costs prevent inpregnation, then tell her if she does get pregnant, no more amazing intercourse. she'll get over it in time and forget about even wanting kids. Don't forget Viagra and foreplay, YOU MUST HAVE FOREPLAY I cannot stress that enough

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redmnky21 8

run, run away... she's crazy!

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cbrad05 1

She's crazy get outta there bro....unless she's hot of course.

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