By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
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jpallan 3

You're quite lucky, you know. A lot of people don't let their prospective partners know exactly how crazy they are half as early as that. She's laying all her cards on the table. "This is why I was single. I'm on a mission from Satan."

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howdoilogin 9

In the immortal words of George Washington: "Run, bro"

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DanielleinDC 33

Well, you could always say you've thought about having a child and you are in no way, shape, or form ready to become a father for a long, long time. Then get the girl some help. She sounds really disturbed.

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poisongirl708 11

Do I smell a psycho bitch?

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Scotticus117 11

I have had a similar experience to yours. A lot of girls say this stuff to be crazy. But what most of you fools commenting fail to realize is. Yes, this girl is a bit crazy, but she may have a legitimate mental condition. Either way, if he breaks up with her and she kills herself then how would you be able to live with yourself for the rest of your life?! I know it is a crazy thing to do, but it's terrible and that is why this person posted this. Obviously they don't want to be in the relationship, but they also don't want her to kill herself, so OP is kinda trapped.

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graphicstyle7 17

You're young, I'm guessing. It's NOT someone else's fault in this situation if someone is so mentally disturbed she kills herself over a three week long relationship. It's not his problem. He can direct her to some mental health professional, and that's about as far as anyone should need to go.

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CaroAurelia 12

Uh, no. That is controlling and manipulative behavior, and that is the sort of thing abusers say.

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itsjusttofunny 8

bareback baby! knock her up then run to Russia.

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