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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2021 11:00

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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Top comments

jes12NV 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:05

wow . you're doing something wrong lol

DefineAlrep 9

Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:07

At least she didn't cheat on you. No?

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danlana 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 14:04

I know how u feel

johnnie254 7

Tuesday 16 November 2010 14:05

what's with women now claiming they're bi or lesbian? no wonder why guys turn into assholes!

stayc0103 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 15:10

really?!? that's why women go bi or lesbian because they get treated better by women than men. men are assholes from the start!

SkillingXswagger 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 15:34

doubt that I've meet some one that were straight up bitches

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:45

If someone is bi, lesbian, or gay, they're like that from the start. No one can "turn bi" or "turn lesbian" or "turn gay."

headbanger08 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 14:42

maybe it's time to take some classes

abasio 1

Tuesday 16 November 2010 14:44

looks like you're attracted to girls who secretly like girls; it'll be something about your taste in women.

p33lzhear 6

Tuesday 16 November 2010 15:05

sumthin about your taste in women has you picking out bi or lesbian chicks that just arent ready to come out yet. either quit dating girls who dont know what they want or reevaluate what you want. your not turning chicks lesbian, it doesnt work that way.

ZomgWeAreClubKid 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 16:05

Lmfao you were doing something wrong...

timmmmyyyy 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 16:14

is your name ross geller?

Arrangements 4

Tuesday 16 November 2010 16:37

u must be ugly as hell

salaamdelroba 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 16:55

LMAO @ #18

kportal69 5

Tuesday 16 November 2010 17:01

no worries. we always return to the dark side.

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