By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
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Big_Red_138 3

Well that's misfortunate...hopefully she lunged back at you in a blind fury and beat the shit out of her ex.

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Freeze_fml 16

That'll teach her to bring her ex into it.

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XxAlex777xX 0

she deserve it

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NurseBitch 5

Every now and then, whether they deserve it or not, it pays to back-hand 'em. All the better if you can make it look like an accident.

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b00z3nw33d 0

guess that punch dazed you more than you thought.

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babbu18 0

uhh don't be surprised if she breaks up with you..... just saying

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NurseBitch 5

sounds like she may already be "broken up". lol

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horrorfreak79nj 2

Sweet Christ, your a regular 'Charlie Brown.'.

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tpike1296 11

"Charlie Brown"? Charlie sheen and Chris brown? Get it? I know you do. Just had to comment.

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sematariux 7

bet she went back to the ex!

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shadowgamer_x 0

I deed not hit her, I did nawt! oh hai Mark.

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BruisedGiraffe 15

maybe she just got slugged cause had the wrong attitude right outta the gate

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NurseBitch 5

I bet she'll move faster the next time she's told to make him a sammich.

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angryyute 4

LMFAO. that was my laugh for the week

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ballinallday69 0

ur stupid he said he was pretty much blind chris brown wasent u jackass

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