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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2022 00:00

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML

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By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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Monday 4 July 2011 23:07

Well that's misfortunate...hopefully she lunged back at you in a blind fury and beat the shit out of her ex.

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 4 July 2011 23:09

That'll teach her to bring her ex into it.

Comments

cjgqsmooth 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:16

congratulations you are now Ike Turner lhh just kidding! this is an unfortunate situation

rat3dxx 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:32

women beater (0_o)

FllAqiitthAMENA 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 7:30

hahahaha

lisha88 1

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:46

I hope u didn't break her jaw

Illyssa_fml 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 10:51

Omg!! hahaha! Next time, take a sec to see who you are attacking!!!

camdogcam 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 11:06

atta boy kayne!

BigJ365 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 13:28

damn

LilysTillie 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:06

That sucks OP....the fact that you put it as an FML makes me think you feel bad. Hope she's okay. (You too)! She really should've got out of the way as soon as you got hit!

tenacious_dee 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:32

I frickin' hate when exes get involved...it was probably your girlfriend's fault you got punched, OP. You might wanna look into that!

justanotherhuman 21

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:57

Lol, once again I marvel at some people's foolishness. First, granted getting thoroughly stomped in front of your lover is a trifle humiliating, buuut... dumb, dumb, dumb. Know when you're outmatched; it'll save you a large hospital bill. Being a tough guy = your pride has your balls in a vice grip. Eventually your mouth will write a check your ass can't cash... there is *always* a bigger fish. Second, this is America, and the year is 2011. Sue. Sue, sue, sue. Violence is monkey bullshit that has no place in society. The assault/battery laws are there to ensure people who can't control their ragequits are penalized for their willingness to inflict physical violence on other human beings. Dear OP, YDI. You failed hardcore. Anyway your pride may be hurt, but your bank account could sure benefit here.