Love: Today, my girlfriend's new favorite TV show is Law and Order...

By soprahb - 19/10/2012 06:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's new favorite TV show is Law and Order SVU. Now after every episode she insists on asking me if I'm sure I wasn't molested as a kid. She's still on the first season. FML

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Same thing different taste

By svunimportant - 28/05/2015 15:40 - United States - Morehead

Today, my daughter cried for ages after finding out that Nick Amaro was written out of Law and Order: SVU. She barely reacted when I told her that her mom and I are getting a divorce. FML

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Minor threat

By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 12:33 - Australia - Fairfield

Today, after my girlfriend has recently become obsessed with the serial-killer show Dexter, she has grown an interest in cutting up pomegranates in many different ways and squirting the red, blood-like juice everywhere. I'm now afraid to argue with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I was sitting with my boyfriend watching the Super Nanny. He watches the show regularly and said he has learned some of her techniques. Apparently, he uses them on me when I'm acting irrational. FML

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Omar?

By Xander - 24/11/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my girlfriend watched my favorite show for the first time and was really crazy about this one character. She said she wanted a man like him. The man of my girlfriend's dreams is a fictional gay guy who robs drug dealers. FML

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Spoiler alert

By thanks a lot! - 17/07/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, I introduced my friend to a show I really like. I told her that I’m only halfway through the second season, but she should check it out. Since she’s on leave from work, she decided to binge watch every available episode, then text me multiple spoilers. FML

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Hey you, and welcome, my name is Mike…

By paranoid much? - 29/04/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, thanks to too many true crime podcasts and shows, my wife has lost her marbles. She now insists we use code names for our kids while out in public, so that no predators will hear their real names and follow us home to kidnap them. She’s completely serious. FML

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By unwanted - 24/12/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML

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By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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Not an Addams Family person

By Anonymous - 03/01/2023 09:00

Today, my girlfriend spend all day pouting that I wouldn't watch 'Wednesday' with her, despite my giving the pilot a chance and hating it. Yet when I choose a show, I usually get five seconds before, "What is this? I don't like it! Turn it off." FML

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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EvilPotato 14

Friday 19 October 2012 12:07

Next season she'll be asking if you were raped as a child.

k_ninjaa 9

Friday 19 October 2012 12:03

that's irritating

Comments

crazyluvbug 8

Friday 19 October 2012 15:01

Omg do not get Netflix then. She will never stop watching it and I've watched a shit ton of them...some crazy shit happens in that show. She will get to where he's accusing you of everything....rape, lying, cheating, getting someone pregnant, murder, pedophilia, being gay, or even being transgender. I'm on season 9 and I'm still not done. I can only do so much of that show. :) so yeah good luck with that.

grumpygills23 6

Friday 19 October 2012 15:05

Hahahahahaha

olpally 32

Friday 19 October 2012 15:21

It's a good show... But seriously?? Lol... Your girlfriend has already been brainwashed by that show... Slowly walk out of the room just before the show ends and make sure you're not around when she asks that stupid question...

gc327072 30

Friday 19 October 2012 15:33

What if she calls him though? And left a bunch of redundant voicemails...... D:

olpally 32

Friday 19 October 2012 16:02

A simple text or phone call should do the trick, while saying "no" repeatedly a hundred times... Lol.

bridgetv25 8

Friday 19 October 2012 15:37

Exaggerate much

echosaints 5

Friday 19 October 2012 15:56

When did this shit turn into a therapy session?

CuriousAlien 7

Friday 19 October 2012 16:02

Well i partially know how you feel my Mom's obsessed with Leverage and House; and she gets all disappointed when there no team of people that take revenge or solve crimes, or a genius doctor that saves lives, :)