By soprahb - 19/10/2012 06:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's new favorite TV show is Law and Order SVU. Now after every episode she insists on asking me if I'm sure I wasn't molested as a kid. She's still on the first season. FML
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EvilPotato 14

Next season she'll be asking if you were raped as a child.

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rocketiquette 20

She's a little behind on prime time tv, eh? First season? There's like 7382737;7,!/' &:!,!:&@sjdjjejdckaioqmrhcoos episodes... Have fun. God forbid she watches MTV and asks if you're a guido.

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rocketiquette 20

SVU is pretty legit though, but the ones with Elliot are the best

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agonydrum 7

I used to watch it but they model every episode off of the same couple of formulas after awhile it's just predictable and kind of depressing

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zen1979 16

Well her concern is just, *puts on sunglasses* touching....YYEEEAAAAHHH!!!

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agonydrum 7

Law and order sucks, break up with her for making bad decisions and see if she has a sister or something

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mfischer 17

This is quite possibly the worst 'break up with them' comment that I've ever seen.

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amandajlucas2015 2

I thumbed u down hoping to get enough thumb downs to hide ur comment so I wouldn't have to read it.. That's how stupid it is

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amandajlucas2015 2

Haha and it worked yay!

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echosaints 5

Actually, there are 14 seasons.....

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if2013 10

actually, theres only 13 seasons. because season 14 only has 3 episodes

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DocBastard 38

Yeah, well people ask me all the time if I'm "House". **** you, House. **** you.

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ I'd never ask you that, Doc.....you aren't half as charming! ;D *Hides!*

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Trisha_aus 15

You're are a little bit like Cox too

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DocBastard 38

Trisha, you're lucky I didn't (can't) have Siri read your comment out loud. It would sound a little different than what you meant.

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

Get her to start watching Doctor Who :P

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mvc3ftw 17

Tell her to switch over to criminal minds

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HungerGames95 13

I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!

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laurenlovesjb 20

Wow I used to watch that show when I was little... I'm sure it's scarred me! I'm paranoid about rapists!:0

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DocBastard 38

When you were little? You're all of 14. So...last year? I kid, I kid.

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thezeke74 6

Have you asked her the same question? This may be a passive aggressive way to start a conversation.

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