Love: Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 18:01 - Canada - North Bay

Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML

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mstoffel 13

Sunday 8 June 2014 23:44

Leave her. You deserve better.

Izabel12 7

Sunday 8 June 2014 23:45

I agree. If she can't own up to what she says she is the WRONG person for you.

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doomsdayaddams 6

Saturday 21 July 2018 18:09

Imaginary roommate? Maybe the new boyfriend is also imaginary.

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