Love: Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 18:01 - Canada - North Bay

Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML

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mstoffel 13

Sunday 8 June 2014 23:44

Leave her. You deserve better.

Izabel12 7

Sunday 8 June 2014 23:45

I agree. If she can't own up to what she says she is the WRONG person for you.

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Criticalvector 4

Monday 9 June 2014 6:27

You mean Ex girlfriend now right?

XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Monday 9 June 2014 6:50

That's what the government wants you to think.

brittyboo123 35

Monday 9 June 2014 7:13

I really hope you left her. You will find someone better OP.

rjt93 18

Monday 9 June 2014 7:51

Get away from her....

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 9 June 2014 8:32

Oh sure, if you wanna be all mature about it.

anormalperson 25

Monday 9 June 2014 9:02

I hate people who cheat -_-

Blade52560 6

Monday 9 June 2014 13:18

Personally, if my girlfriend ever cheated on me even once, there's no way I would continue dating her.

CaLea18 5

Monday 9 June 2014 20:31

Obviously this girl does not deserve you and she isn't good at coming up with excuses. You'll find someone else. Don't worry.

try1995 6

Monday 9 June 2014 21:05

Your ex-gf is a complete bimbo.

EndOfSekrets 13

Tuesday 10 June 2014 2:46

Maybe the roommate is the other man. Oo

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