Sexting and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months....

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By KiDCuSHi - 20/08/2011 04:58 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML

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By Poem - 19/12/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2012 04:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

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By Nicki - 21/12/2011 12:30 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

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Not now, Dave

By randomdude3890 - 11/02/2015 04:58 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

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Bad sign

By ITalkGood - 28/12/2009 00:37 - France

Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML

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You Sexty Thing

By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 06:53 - United States - Prairie City

Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML

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By Oops54321 - 28/09/2009 07:12 - France

Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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By Stuby14 - 23/11/2015 14:31 - United States - Brookings

Today, my girlfriend and I were sending dirty messages to each other. We were getting really into it until she replied to one of my messages with, "Oooooh yeah." I read it in the Kool-Aid man's voice and couldn't stop laughing. Mood killed. FML

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birdfreak 24

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:21

It mayks cents. I woodnt eithr :)

emilieee_fml 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:20

I HATE when my bf does this!!! HATTTEEEEE!!!

Comments

UnIcoRnMaster 4

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:16

wtf! dumbass, why would a spelling error matter!?! she's trying to give you some an you mess it up because of a spelling error loser

ALEXLASFLA 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:32

Fucken Fagbag sexting but think about grammar queeerrr

bringmepieskm 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:40

You ******* deserve it you ******* fucktard

bringmepieskm 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:42

Couldn't agree more. ******* kill yourself

bringmepieskm 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:44

Agreed. Please OP, please please please kill yourself and do the world a favor.

bullrider92 19

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:54

There is a time and place for everything.Correcting your girlfriend's spelling in the middle of her trying to get you off by words is NOT the right time,so YDI.

forevermylife 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:56

You are an idiot

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:13

Damn dude, you got Jedi mind control over ya dick! Either that, or you must have a "light sabre!" (heh heh!)

bischkeboy 3

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:27

You are so dumb. Way to ruin the mood. I hope next time your about to get laid, the girl says something as stupid as what you said and ruins the mood for you, dumb ass.