By Surprisebuttsecks? - 07/12/2011 04:39 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
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jpoole 4

It sounds like you guys are doing it wrong. Try it up her ass??

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xMissxMurderx 1

you should've screamed rape

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daniero 0

I don't even want to try to imagine how this happened lol

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zander4310 5

stick it up her vag

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Phantom13 3

Why? Why would OP's girlfriend do such a thing?! That's the question no one seems to be asking....

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Conley78643 0

if you were standing up strait she had good aim just shoving it right up in there. If you were bent over with your brown eye looking around then you should have seen it coming. Maybe she was hinting to you that she wanted somthing up her butt.

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