By Surprisebuttsecks? - 07/12/2011 04:39 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
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jpoole 4

It sounds like you guys are doing it wrong. Try it up her ass??

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love_me_electric 20

Are you one of those guys that constantly bothers their girlfriend for anal even though they keep saying no? Because if you are, you and every guy like you deserves to have this done to them. If not, well... your girlfriend sounds psycho haha.

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abby1029 8

she just wanted you to know how anal felt .

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Usually a penis is a bit bigger than a Q-tip. Usually.

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savannah14145 4

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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audiofreak95 0

maybe it was full of wax?

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flay18 0

Wouldn't you have to be brushing your teeth naked for her to do that?

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shaggie101x 5

Don't brush naked ;D

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