Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the...

By evomadrid24 - 17/06/2011 00:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 05:00 - Poland - Poznan

Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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Quick thinking

By rolyat - 01/05/2012 16:41 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML

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By FutureMarine3658 - 08/08/2012 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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I can explain

By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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By hopeless-.- - 29/08/2011 15:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came in to kiss me. Being sweaty and nasty, I said "Not now, I'm hot and sweaty." He looked at me blankly and said "So am I, just smell my ball sweat." FML

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Mixed feelings

By thefriedman - 12/02/2013 04:59 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML

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Friday 17 June 2011 8:45

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

GingerFro 0

Friday 17 June 2011 8:43

fyl she's got issues

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JPEG7 12

Monday 20 June 2011 20:26

maybe she's not seeing results? lol jk but dont shower before you come home one time so when she smells your dick, she'll get ball sweat stench hah :)

A13X33STJ 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:55

Ummmm im pretty sure she smelled it right after he got home so that way she could smell the latex right after. I dont know but that would make more sense to me.

Kiyoko_Likes_pie 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 8:27

lol

A13X33STJ 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:53

Um did she sniff it whilst giving head? Or do girls really randomly just pull down your athletic shorts and smell your junk?

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 22 June 2011 1:08

Smear your dick with pet shampoo & tell her you ****** a dog on the way home...

heather1975 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:09

you got problems! picture yourself in 10 years with her. jealousy is a poison. no trust in a relationship, no point in a relationship.

kashk33 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 8:55

tell her the girls there dont make u wear a condom

millymarie42 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 0:14

She... smelled... your penis?.... Because when i think my boyfriend is cheating on me, the first thing i do is smell his junk for latex... 0-0 is she a freak?