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By nonbelieber - 26/11/2012 00:55 - United States - Keenesburg

Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML

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You deserved it 3 821

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By masterofblues - 24/07/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML

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AliceAristocrat 12

Monday 26 November 2012 9:05

I don't know why I know this but didn't they get back together? But then again, if she breaks up with you because of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez then maybe you shouldn't get back together with her....

RaggleFrock 13

Monday 26 November 2012 9:54

OMG Justin and Selena got back together? My life is exactly the same as it was 5 minutes ago.

Comments

DelaineyFitz 3

Monday 26 November 2012 22:08

If she likes Justin bieber she's too young for you bro.

doglover100 28

Monday 26 November 2012 22:14

I'm tired of celebrity relationships.

verkaderk 9

Monday 26 November 2012 22:25

No he was simply cocky and arrogant. A typical bully. He was very talented at playin music but he would use his local fame to expect people to bow down to him and hold him on a pedestal. It wasn't well received. This was before he was discovered and it's only gotten worse since

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 26 November 2012 22:29

Well the media seems to think so... They presented it as breaking news... Pathetic.

tsent8 15

Monday 26 November 2012 23:52

It's not their fault it's hard to be a celebrity lesbian couple.

germbrain 2

Monday 26 November 2012 23:52

YDI for having a stupid girlfriend!

Acaprice14 9

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:29

She's too young for you bro

ryry013 6

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:38

Justin and Selena broke up. Everyone break up with your boyfriends and girlfriends.

SoylentCandycorn 10

Tuesday 27 November 2012 2:45

You need to get out of there and fast. Her stupidity has reached to the point that it's going to start affecting the very fabric of space time around her.