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By rolled - 27/01/2018 01:30

Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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Nice friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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The Devil's lettuce

By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 00:02

Today, my friend went to go pick up some weed from her dealer. That same day her parents were searching her room, so guess who posted it through my letterbox so their parents wouldn’t find it. Unfortunately, my very religious parents found it and now think I'm being directed by Satan. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2014 20:36 - United States - Deland

Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

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By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

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By a critically injured shitehawk - 25/04/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - York

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

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By Joe Lizen - 07/08/2012 01:40 - United States - New Lenox

Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

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EMMA, GET BACK HERE, NOW!

By UnfortunateGirly - 26/02/2010 08:30 - Australia

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to yell out, "Pass the bong, Emma!" while I was on the phone to my mother. FML

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By Fucked - 16/01/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 27 January 2018 1:49

They wanted to try out your bong to make sure it was of sufficient quality for their son. Parenting requires sacrifices like that!

Xatraris 38

Saturday 27 January 2018 2:31

enclosed typically has a billing card and address along with the shipping. unless she used your info it should be different and easier to explain.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 27 January 2018 1:49

They wanted to try out your bong to make sure it was of sufficient quality for their son. Parenting requires sacrifices like that!

Xatraris 38

Saturday 27 January 2018 2:31

enclosed typically has a billing card and address along with the shipping. unless she used your info it should be different and easier to explain.

Allie614032 34

Saturday 27 January 2018 3:39

Is there any way to prove who paid for the bong? Does it show the last four numbers of the credit card or anything? Or can you prove which URL it was ordered from? There's got to be some way to show your parents the truth.

Allie614032 34

Saturday 27 January 2018 5:59

I meant ISP, not URL... the thing individual to the network or computer it was sent from.

Caci Johnson_1334690502 4

Saturday 27 January 2018 20:01

IP Address

Ladisa 28

Sunday 28 January 2018 11:22

You mean IP. :)

zeffra13 31

Saturday 27 January 2018 3:48

If it doesn’t have the billing info enclosed, call them up and ask for it.

thejimhawkins 13

Saturday 27 January 2018 4:45

Hell hath no fury... I wonder what you did to make her THAT angry. Got to hand it to her for her creativity.

WeirdUS 29

Saturday 27 January 2018 5:02

I've known women that crazy that would have done something like that because you kicked them out for not helping with expenses for the place. Somehow they felt wronged. It definitely can happen.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 27 January 2018 6:07

You ought to send your ex-girlfriend’s mom a massive ***** with extreme anatomical details. The most effective response to crazy is not reason — it’s batshit crazy!!!

kirby1964 20

Saturday 27 January 2018 9:43

The “best” response is to let her know what she did worked. That your folks freaked out, and she got you good. Then wish her well in the future, and say you hope she meets a nice guy soon. This will drive her nuts thinking you are the good guy that got away.

WeirdUS 29

Saturday 27 January 2018 16:22

Engaging someone who’s vengeful as well as crazy is never the way to go they just take it as a sign to keep doing whatever it is they’re doing

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 27 January 2018 14:14

All I can think of now is that video of that young man who ordered a bong--and his mother is right there while he's opening it and he's trying so hard to play dumb, it's painful.