By username - 19/05/2015 06:45 - United Kingdom - Leatherhead

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Today, my girlfriend suggested we start using a safe word during sex - not because we're into BDSM or anything like that, it's just in case she gets bored and wants me to stop. FML
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quickit 24

Try some new things out; ask her what she wants.

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DreadedSamurai 17

I think the yawning should be enough OP. FYL

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bigdog80 10

sounds like you need a little bdsm lol

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lovelockdown23 23

so "stop" "I'm not in the mood" or just plain " I'm bored" isnt enough? secondly spice it up a bit ask her what she wants done in the bedroom. talk about her fantasies to get an idea of what she likes. hope it all works out OP

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AnnaLinject 10

The point of safe words is to make both people feel comfortable. Saying 'stop' to a loved one can be jarring or embarrassing in the heat of the moment.

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lovelockdown23 23

her telling him she's bored isn't embarrassing enough for him?

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AnnaLinject 10

That's where a safe word would help... instead of saying she's bored. what don't you get?

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lovelockdown23 23

I don't get why the hell you're talking to me you obviously don't understand my simple ass point

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The_Bengineer 13

Maybe that means that you should try out BDSM anyway

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Steve95401 49

"Donuts" would be a good safe word.

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Sathane 21

Make the safe word "Dead Starfish", because if she's bored in bed it's at least half her own fault and I'm betting it's because she ***** like a dead starfish. Just lay there with her legs open and do jack shit.

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loserman67 35

Sounds to me like the safe word should be "Bitch"

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beararm 11

if the sex is wrong, it can all go wrong

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