By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
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mike307 11

Leave her. If she thought that she was saying pregnancy test and then she's dumb. If she's that dumb, you may not want her having your kids in the first place.

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Hovv 4

leave her. that kid's not yours. run before that cheating ***** locks you down for 18 years.

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FereldonBorn 22

She said she missed her period, not that she was pregnant. There's a high chance she just got her wording wrong and meant to say "pregnancy", not "paternity".

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Madissoni 14

Maybe she meant pregnancy?........... :/ sorry OP.. Must suck. She might just not know the difference and assumed paternity is a more intelligent word for pregnancy

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Unlucky1232 20

please tell me she thought a paternity test meant pregnancy test

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