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Leave her. If she thought that she was saying pregnancy test and then she's dumb. If she's that dumb, you may not want her having your kids in the first place.
leave her. that kid's not yours. run before that cheating ***** locks you down for 18 years.
She said she missed her period, not that she was pregnant. There's a high chance she just got her wording wrong and meant to say "pregnancy", not "paternity".
Maybe she meant pregnancy test?
Time to get different girlfriend...
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Guess its time to call Maury.
You're better off without her, OP!