Love: Today, my girlfriend texted me "I think we should move in". Then,... - FML

By DandoisFLAT - 12/08/2013 02:42 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend texted me "I think we should move in". Then, ten seconds later she sent another text that said, "Sorry, typo. Move on". FML

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DandoisFLAT 10

Monday 12 August 2013 19:43

Hey, just wanted to inform everyone that yes, she is obviously my ex-girlfriend now and that i'm feeling fine. I was actually out skateboarding with some friends when i got the texts from her, and once i showed them, they made me feel a lot better. We were actually dating for a year and almost two months, but i never thought she would end it like that. So between my friends and the support from you guys i realized that i deserved better then her and i'll be more careful next time in choosing a partner. Thanks guys :)

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SoulAmeliorate 16

Monday 12 August 2013 8:51

That was a bad move on her part.

incoherentrmblr 21

Monday 12 August 2013 21:06

Reply: "You were my main girl." Seconds later,"Sorry, typo, side girl."

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chasing_silence 10

Monday 12 August 2013 10:34

wow. thats just.. hard

CrissyyyS2 22

Monday 12 August 2013 10:37

Coward. Can't break up face to face.

jw90 18

Monday 12 August 2013 11:46

Common typo. But what a bad way to break up with someone. She could have at least called you or met you in person.

carecow 16

Monday 12 August 2013 12:08

Sorry to hear that OP, looks like it's getting more and more common to break up via texts, spineless.

brittyboo123 35

Monday 12 August 2013 12:44

You'll find someone better. :)

lulu889x 22

Monday 12 August 2013 12:59

Anybody that can breakup with someone over text is heartless. I hope you didn't waste to muvh of your time with her. you deserve better

abbyycarper 13

Monday 12 August 2013 14:50

So close

Tegz0rz 12

Monday 12 August 2013 16:38

Talk about mixed messages.

Xotoolyxo 16

Monday 12 August 2013 16:42

Ugh stupid autocorrect, always giving people the wrong impressions

aibasmith 7

Monday 12 August 2013 18:40

That sucks

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