By Galaxy - 29/03/2014 17:03 - Belgium - Guigoven

Today, my girlfriend texted me, telling me to come home quickly, because she had a "surprise" waiting for me. I convinced my boss to let me go home, and rushed out. Turns out the "surprise" was just that she'd bought herself a pet bunny. FML
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glabberfasted 16

You got out of work early AND you get to play with a bunny? Sounds like a good day to me

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Dumbledora 9

You were expecting something sexual, weren't you? Bunnies are awesome, though. They do, however, poop a lot.

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calipilot227 16

That they do. But you can litter train them. Pretty easy if done right.

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Bebbo_fml 21

Also if you garden outside their shit makes great fertilizer.

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babygurll19 10

You get to go home early, your gf has a new pet; every bunny wins!

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momo_sir 9

Nothing like a good pun.

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Pinkraincoat 18

Aww, that's sweet! She was probably so excited to share it with you! I love bunnies!

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Nyx_fml 23

I bet you thought you were going to be ******* like bunnies.

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YellowKettleBell 31

Yeah, next she'll be wanting a pet unicorn.

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dachayke 16

Watch out man, you might get the bronies upset.

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Ziggy122 15

Not all surprises are ********. Quit thinking with your dick. Besides, bunnies are awesome and you got out of work early!

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hamzor 5

Don't worry, play with the bunny for a bit and then play with your girlfriend :)

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Farmillionaire 8

I have a little black bunny named niglet. (my wife whom is black named her that)

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YellowKettleBell 31

If you're white, you'll probably still get in trouble for it :)

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