By Magnus_the_Red - 09/09/2009 04:13 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML
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WolfieZero 1

I think to say "get it on with me" shows you should keep your innocence...

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Pastor_Rich 0

that means she's banging someone else, run like the wind

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HiImAlex 0

keep your pimp hand strong assert yourself!

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butterflyhearts 0

Dangg well I kinda felt that way when I started thinking seriously about having sex with my current boyfriend. He was a virgin and I wasn't(notice the was :D) so I felt like he should save himself for the right one,but he is sure I'm 'the one' so I guess.... no worries.

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charbz 0

Tell her your **** has been touched by your uncle

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CaptSkippy 9

show her ur subscription to ur favorite po rn website

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tayyters 4

do things to show her yr not as innocent as she likes to think ;)

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bubo_fml 10

Find someone else...Guilty as charged!!

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knighoffline 3

how much innocence does the primarch of the thousand son legion have to lose? or rather, it may be because have nickname which is commonly assiociated with geekiness which causes her to believe that you're innocent? haha

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needsagf14 12

Story of my life

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