By Magnus_the_Red - 09/09/2009 04:13 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML
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WolfieZero 1

I think to say "get it on with me" shows you should keep your innocence...

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Pastor_Rich 0

that means she's banging someone else, run like the wind

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chowyuk 0

go ruin your innocence on another girl then tell her your ready for her

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Druu 53

Cutting off the nose to spite the face much?

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Uepari 0

Well, then, sorry I jumped to conclusions, OP. It's probably you who's better off without her. She's a ****, and you should be glad you didn't have sex with her.

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MikeLitoris_fml 0

quit complaining. woild you rather have a common ****? come on dude, don't get so upset, if you're really 15 you should wait.

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Magnus_the_Red 0

look again. im not 15. the 15 year old in question is someone who commented. but its whatever. i don't care.

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Decs69 0

she just didn't want to give you aids!

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Booglez 0

lmfao. I said that to my boyfriend!! kinda funny i saw this actually :P

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triplethreat13 0

see, that's why i'll never date my best straight guy friend. he's so freaking innocent and wholehearted and good that it would be impossible. innocence is hard for girls, trust me!

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MikeLitoris_fml 0

well if she calls to explain the three some she just had. you don't want to be some one like that, if shes that much of a bitch.

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Magnus_the_Red 0

i agree. very much so.

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Baselisk 0

well, that sucks.. you broke it off right? sounds like a class-A bitch

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