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By Magnus_the_Red - 09/09/2009 04:13 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML
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WolfieZero 1

I think to say "get it on with me" shows you should keep your innocence...

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Pastor_Rich 0

that means she's banging someone else, run like the wind

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stavesacregt 0

lol yeah it's because you said get it on. this isn't Billy Madison. we say to have sex now lol. very innocent. try telling her that you never were and kinda take control of the situation. might work for ya

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Magnus_the_Red 0

yeah...i see each comment about "get it on"...but i'm pretty positive i did NOT say get it on...anyone happen to know if this site changes your text during the whole confirmation process?

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cmac86 23

that was really nice and considerate of her.

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awesomebeastuga 0

you should wait till you're married anyway

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Magnus_the_Red 0

unfortunately, no...

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silly_kate 0

ouch about the threesome! what a ****! im sure you can do better!

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reddeath_fml 2

that sucks. one of my friends was told that, but about a month later they ended up having sex. good luck

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acoti 0

You should surprise buttsecks her....that'll show her how innocent you are.

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ImTheUser 0

three different women have rejected me because i seem TOO innocently

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Rach_star 0

She sounded nice and sweet . . . Then i read all the other stuff you put about her.

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