By Charles - 22/02/2009 15:10 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML
I agree, your life sucks 71 548
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CanadAssassiN 0

That hardly made sense, but still-thats sucks. Hey, If she is insensitive enough to cheat on you behind your back, she doesnt deserve to have someone that loves her. Im here for you, buddy...TT_TT

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Cloudy_fml 0

Think of it like a sex sandwich with you as the bread! Sex = good. Sandwich = good.

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ill 0

WINGO! She has given you one delightful ace up your sleeve dude. Whatever you do, don't give her your heart. Just straight dick, no cuddle.

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bitchinstopshere 0

think of it like this, she has a lot of sexual fantasy's that involve multiple people, or she's really into swinging/3 somes and wants you to be a part of it, but in the end she wants it to be with you...but who knows, culd be completely wrong.

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SIK07GTSTANG 0

Dump that bitch.

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hazzzz12 0

am i the only other person who agrees with #25?! and i'm a guy for what it counts.

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roadbike 0

I'm another guy who agrees with #25. My partner forwarded this along to me because they thought it was beautiful. I agree.

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Ribky 0

Agree with #52, it will make her dreams come true.

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TheMusician260 0

I call second...jk

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jstasilentscream 3

#5 was damn hilarious #8 proves some common sense, something that most of the people around here lack ; YES , it could've been a joke, a damn good one, i would've grab her ass and pull her over me if i would've been given that line, just to show her i play tough too and she'll never have another **** like me. she's not a *****, she simply has a strong personality and the guts to speak her mind, she realizes she doesn't wanna go through life knowing she only got laid with one partner. so 5 points to your girl for rocking 0 points to you for being a pussy ow and #34 could be right, you may have a 6 incher

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NobodysLover 0

dang ur girl has it all straight . . . but doesnt mean she'll actually stay with her promise to you. good luck kiddo

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