By Charles - 22/02/2009 15:10 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML
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CanadAssassiN 0

That hardly made sense, but still-thats sucks. Hey, If she is insensitive enough to cheat on you behind your back, she doesnt deserve to have someone that loves her. Im here for you, buddy...TT_TT

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Cloudy_fml 0

Think of it like a sex sandwich with you as the bread! Sex = good. Sandwich = good.

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Corelogik 3

Dump her immediately, no woman is worth the headache, especially not one that has the temerity to say something like that,.

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I_LOVE_YOU16 6

My boyfriend just told me the same thing -_-

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Unlucky1232 20

is this her way of asking for an open relationship?

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IWillEatYouAlive 16

You have two choices. 1: You stay with her and she continues to cheat and make you unhappy. 2: You dump her and meet a nice lady who treats you right!

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