Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news.... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 00:01 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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Top comments

bobbycorwen 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:43

That's great news for in the long run! For now, no. I am sorry she's a cheating *****. :(

kjcamaro3 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:42

No diaper changing for you...more good news!!!

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GothicAngel95 16

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:49

Look at it this way your not the father so you won't have a kid to take care of :)

yeeebuuddy 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 21:10

Think of it this way ' yu won't have to pay Child Support (:

quari 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 21:20

To me it sounds like everything went better than expected ;)

nute95 4

Monday 9 January 2012 3:15

Omg... Well the good news is you don't have to go an **** that guy world up for having crazy monkey sex with your girl... Cause his world has already been ****** over.

nite66 21

Monday 9 January 2012 4:45

Better news: unprotected sex. That is only if she didn't conjure up STDs as well

Angelrae 5

Monday 9 January 2012 5:27

that sucks...

badam_fml 6

Monday 9 January 2012 9:16

At least she's honest and you can say "serves you right"

Acfuryboy 0

Monday 9 January 2012 16:40

****..nuff said

day624 14

Monday 9 January 2012 23:33

So whats the Good news?

coolen555 0

Monday 9 January 2012 23:51

What a *****! Tell her bad news get the **** out of my place

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