By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 18:53 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML
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geesquared 0

you're doing something wrong if she's uh bored.

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zomblover 0

SERIOUSLY... HOW DOES SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THIS SHIT MAKE IT ON HERE??

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jt8787 0

wait....you LET this happen?!? hahahaha fucck. i tossed my ex's phone off her bed (onto a pillow) when it rang while we were doing it hahaha. then again i also never had to worry about making her bored enough during sex to wanna change her status at that particular time in the first place...so yeah, fyl you suck at sex

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judgeymcjudge 0

Wow, man, you must be really ******* boring.

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Atomic_Bombz 0

You were lucky to have gotten laid in the first place its not liked she stopped to update her status

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reyes07 0

WTF is not only our(guys) respansability for good sex girls have to work at it too and If she decided to update her facebook status whilebu were in her u do the same next time update ur status too with ur mobile device iPod touch bla bla bla screw her if she does that again dump her

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