By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 18:53 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML
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geesquared 0

you're doing something wrong if she's uh bored.

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ShortyBBangin 0

AHAHAHA...sorrry, its kinda funny.

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slapshot0584 0

So wait, did you post this while still "in" her?

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AshleyRose784 0

I suppose it really depends on what the update said

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ReinaJay 13

its ur fault for not pleasing her of course she got bored

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jereinhorn 0

There are two options here...either the sex was so damn good she just had to share with all of the world, or it was so damn bad, she just had to share with all of the world. Either way you are a ledgend

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billchilled 0

Get a 25 inches long by 12 inches thick ***** and shove that inside her and ask her if she still wants to update her facebook status. FYL

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thequickredofox 0

the correct status update for that scenario is "just dumped my abusive boyfriend and reported him to the cops for sexual assault". Think before you type..... oh wait, you did think didn't you, that's sad and a little disturbing

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arliies 0

tht means ur bad in bed! i do this kind of stuff when i get bored while hving sex

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tommyboy1392 0

just gag her with your pecker and cum on her computer

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Nightfallz 0

ydi for saying no let me correct myself. use the ******* backspace key you idiot.

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