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By RZ - 07/03/2012 15:42 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was complaining of being stressed, so I mentioned having heard that sex relieves a lot of that build up of stress. She replied, "I think I'd rather stay stressed." FML
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grannygruber 6

Haha! She is probably tired of hearing about all the wonderful things sex is good for. According to my husband blow jobs are a cure all for coughing, sore throats, colds, flu, aches & pains, and the list goes on and on.

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elerbears 9

maybe you should try talking to her instead of automatically going to sex...

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perdix 29

Yikes! It's bad if your girlfriend is cheating on you with another dude, but it's so much worse that she's cheating on you with mental anguish. How do you slash stress's tires?

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perdix 29

Hey, I'm under a lot of stress at work! You wanna help a brother out?

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pagullarka 9

Sometimes I just don't know just don't know

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KiddNYC1O 20

Time to get rid of Debbie Downer.

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I_heart_sex 1

What's wrong with sex for relieving stress? It's better than turning to liquor (leading to alcoholism) or food leading to (obesity). Sex (if done right) leads to euphoria! So I think it was a good suggestion.

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

It doesn't work for everyone. Though now the OP knows that when his GF is stressed she's really not in the mood for sex, so he can think up other ways to help relieve her stress and maybe initiate sex in a better method. Also, depending on what is stressing the GF out, she might not be able to get her mind off what is stressing her, which would only lead to his satisfaction and her soreness. :/

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downtime 12

66, I think you were trying to say "nothing really, it just doesn't work for her".

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