By RZ - 07/03/2012 15:42 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was complaining of being stressed, so I mentioned having heard that sex relieves a lot of that build up of stress. She replied, "I think I'd rather stay stressed." FML
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grannygruber 6

Haha! She is probably tired of hearing about all the wonderful things sex is good for. According to my husband blow jobs are a cure all for coughing, sore throats, colds, flu, aches & pains, and the list goes on and on.

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USbrit18 0

Do you think that maybe just finding some smart way to ask for more sex might not actually help with the stress thing? Cuz I'm sure that's the best way to show you care about her problems../

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lovebugg101 9

Usually when girls say shit like that they r thinking in their head just grab me and turn me on tell me you want me and **** me . Lol just saying

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amisenho 11

Honey, you assume way too much. Thanks for saying "usually," though.

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ruffles94 16

Nice that your girlfriend was having a problem and all you could think about was your own 'needs'

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helpme69 10

Your girlfriend is stressed out and all you can think of is your dick? Nice, bro.

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lickytung12 6

get yourself a new lady. you're being used for something and if it's not sex take it from a man who's been in the same scenario, she gonna **** another dude.

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

Why do so many guys think that sex is the answer to a lot of problems. It is sad that instead of trying to help with the stress or problems you are just thinking about yourself.

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