By RZ - 07/03/2012 15:42 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was complaining of being stressed, so I mentioned having heard that sex relieves a lot of that build up of stress. She replied, "I think I'd rather stay stressed." FML
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grannygruber 6

Haha! She is probably tired of hearing about all the wonderful things sex is good for. According to my husband blow jobs are a cure all for coughing, sore throats, colds, flu, aches & pains, and the list goes on and on.

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Minnesota_Chelse 0

Sounds like you need some new moves!

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edub5 0

Help someone else relieve some stress then...

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freakyguitarist 0

Say i heard making me a sandwich relieves alot of stress too

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mrslyndib 0

Well it's no wonder. Women don't want to be seduced when they are stressed.

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Taymah49 7

Time to find a new gf

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nicolee820 0

Haha ooouuuccchhh

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MusicallyGifted 0

Buy the trick a vibrator and dump her -_-

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TheMystery13 13

So add the stress of having nowhere to sleep tonight. Either that, or just start banging other women, including her friends. When she finds out, just tell her that you were trying to make her happy, since she likes stress. Then throw her out.

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