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By RZ - 07/03/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was complaining of being stressed, so I mentioned having heard that sex relieves a lot of that build up of stress. She replied, "I think I'd rather stay stressed." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2025 18:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend complained about our recent dry spell. I've been under a lot of stress at work, but I told her some things she could do to help. She decided a better idea was to scream that I don't care about her needs, and that I should never "burden her" with my problems. FML

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Disconnected

By Nothing for me? - 09/02/2023 00:00

Today, after realizing just how stressful my week is going to be, I gave my girlfriend a massage, hoping for some stress relieving sex. I rubbed her for 30 minutes, then she said that she didn't feel "connected" with me and went to sleep. Isn't the point of sex to connect? FML

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In the mood

By Anonymous - 04/01/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend wanted to break a recent dry spell brought on my sickness, stress, and a death in the family. She asked me for sex, but I’m too stressed out even to consider it. Looks like the dry spell is extended indefinitely and it’s all my fault. I’m a shitty boyfriend. FML

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Realistic

By IBleedArbor - 16/02/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my dad told me to take my stress out by getting a girlfriend. My mom laughed and said, "No that won't work, just go jack off in the shower again." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 18/11/2021 19:58

Today, our boss nicely asked if we were stressed. Before I could answer in the affirmative and ask for help, my colleague replied, “Stress is for the weak!” She was serious. FML

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Time is money

By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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Extreme response

By poordude - 03/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML

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Frustrating

By Noname - 17/01/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

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By housewiththinwalls - 10/10/2014 23:22 - Sweden

Today, after getting stressed out by my parents having a serious fight for hours, I'm now listening to their make-up sex. FML

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grannygruber 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 18:47

Haha! She is probably tired of hearing about all the wonderful things sex is good for. According to my husband blow jobs are a cure all for coughing, sore throats, colds, flu, aches & pains, and the list goes on and on.

moneybagz131 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 18:46

U got owned!

Comments

Honda288 2

Thursday 8 March 2012 6:42

If she doesn't want to have sex then she doesn't want to have sex. Stay married to you left/right hand a while longer, she'll cone around.

mkhan21 2

Thursday 8 March 2012 6:42

I know how u feel man ... -_-

alexiaflip 5

Thursday 8 March 2012 6:43

This a truly a fyl

asherm 15

Thursday 8 March 2012 7:18

Probably should have started with a back rub ;). Maybe try that next time.

bubba9000 3

Thursday 8 March 2012 11:19

Bummage

pwiseman 6

Thursday 8 March 2012 11:57

What a bitch ! Dump her.

Bigboned38 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 14:06

Go nail her sister

Mayshod 3

Thursday 8 March 2012 15:08

Orgasms are a perfect stress reliever. I can only assume she doesn't know that or doesn't cum from intercourse, and guys more than 50% of women don't/can't cum from vaginal intercourse. Take your ego out of the equation and use your fingers, tongue and toys. Our dicks are only one tool in an arsenal of pleasure. If she knows without question you are willing to get her off AND that you know how to get her off, she wont choose stress over sex.