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By Pip - 23/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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Nervous

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 20:00

Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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Bad omen

By three years wasted - 01/10/2024 13:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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By jojobobo - 02/12/2017 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I started to tear up and told her I had something stuck in my eye. I was secretly thrilled as I had been trying to end it for weeks. Seeing me cry, she immediately took it back. I really just had something stuck in my eye. FML

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MacOSXpert 7

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:03

WTF? God people have no morals these days.

BelaLugosisdead 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:03

Um dump her ass. She should have been honest with you.

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michezlawal 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:40

ouch.

niibee 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:49

omgee hahaha stupid chicka

RachelMarilyn 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:52

Suucks

finndizzle 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:54

awww that sucks that he doesn't enjoy you ******* other men as much as you do, maybe you should have thought about your marraige before slipping your twat on your boyfriends ****

heyred 11

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:55

I guess that was her way of breaking the news gently?

perdix 29

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:59

Congrats, man, you must have the bigger dick! Yay for you! You'd be crazy for dumping her. You da man now, and you can call the shots! Now that you know that she cheated on you with her husband, you have a free retaliatory cheat card to play. This should be the time of your life! Full-time sex with sammiches plus you have an option to play the field. You're in business, brother! WARNING: Side effects may include thoughts of marriage. If such thoughts occur, contact your psychiatrist or anyone with a lick of common sense to whoop you upside the head.

lajaynay 15

Wednesday 24 February 2010 2:47

hahahahahahaha. that's funny as hell. but seriously op, fyl. pack your shit up and get out.

jacobsessed 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:17

lol I almost pissed myself laughing when I read that :)

xlovelessx 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:55

hahaha!! nice one!! 36 wins as always xP

kyonichii 4

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:10

That was quite witty. o-o

daniel1_1 13

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:26

once again, perdix pulls it off

Shaun232 4

Wednesday 24 February 2010 2:15

what a lie

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 24 February 2010 2:17

Better watch out, she is going to be insatiable when she can't bang her husband anymore.

Jonathenp 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 2:17

nice write up 36

Jessi_Rose96 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:36

Did you just call Perdix by his number??? You do not refer to Perdix by his number. He is God on this website, do you understand? God.

ipwnallmen 10

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:44

lol 63 XD @ 36, yes very nice :)

buttshapedfruit 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 2:17

what a *****!

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