Love: Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong,... - FML

By Pip - 23/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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You deserved it 4 373

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 505

By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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You deserved it 3 597

Nervous

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 20:00

Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML

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You deserved it 122

Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 4 159

By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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You deserved it 12 326

Bad omen

By three years wasted - 01/10/2024 13:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML

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You deserved it 77

By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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You deserved it 3 166

Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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You deserved it 119

By jojobobo - 02/12/2017 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I started to tear up and told her I had something stuck in my eye. I was secretly thrilled as I had been trying to end it for weeks. Seeing me cry, she immediately took it back. I really just had something stuck in my eye. FML

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MacOSXpert 7

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:03

WTF? God people have no morals these days.

BelaLugosisdead 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:03

Um dump her ass. She should have been honest with you.

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flippidyshit 9

Sunday 10 April 2011 3:15

I would have been all like "YOU WERE MARRIED YOU BITCH! I'M GUNNA ******* KILL YOU!" then kill her and dump the body in her ex-husband's trashcan and frame it on him, then act all sad '

GoneClubbin 9

Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:23

You should get her a card!

remixedmouse 0

Friday 24 August 2012 19:01

No sympathy for the ****

pasha92 5

Sunday 3 February 2013 12:31

Cheaters sicken me

krista_nicole96 2

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:36

God what a ****! What happened to marriage being sacred?

matega 18

Thursday 4 July 2013 19:31

Well hopefully now her boyfriend is going to dump her for having a husband.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 6 July 2014 0:15

What happened to marriage being sacred?

Jeffrey Scott Leeper 4

Monday 30 January 2017 0:54

You dodged a bullet my friend. I'll bet he wasn't the first she cheated on and you likely would have been next. I'm sorry.

Jeffrey Scott Leeper 4

Monday 30 January 2017 1:02

You dodged a bullet my friend. I'll bet he wasn't the first she cheated on and you likely would have been next. I'm sorry.

cumminsncope 4

Thursday 9 March 2017 6:03

Funny how that works, isn't it?

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Today, I was at a wedding reception with loud music. A guy told me that his sister couldn't be there because she "went home to be with her boy." I said, "That's too bad, she's missing a great party." He paused and repeated, "She went home to be with her LORD." FML

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Today, the guy I was seeing told me he only wants to be friends. Every guy I've dated in the last 10 years has lost interest after we've had sex for the first time, and nobody will tell me why or what I did wrong. I'm going to die alone and I don't even know why. FML

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Today, I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on my lonely nights. Once at the adult store, I also grabbed a birthday card to make it seem the dildo wasn't for me. At the register, the cashier looked at me and said, "For God's sake, save yourself some money. I already know it's for you." FML

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Today, my brother and I were talking about Ebola, when he says he would love to have the disease because of how famous it would make him. Plus, his college essays about him "fighting through the disease" would be "phenomenal". FML

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Today, I got a call from a potential employer. They spent five minutes explaining job duties and I listened with anticipation. Then they spent five minutes explaining why I wasn't the right person for the job. FML

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Today, my family and I went on a hike to a local abandoned gold mine, with the hopes of being able to explore the caves. What we didn't expect was four miles of treacherous, rocky, near vertical trails that led to the mine. Once we finally got there, exhausted, it was blocked off for safety reasons. FML

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Today, I got my posting orders for the Air Force. After spending four years training and studying to become an aerospace engineer, I am getting sent to the only base without aircraft. FML

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Today, my teacher gave me a 0% on my personal narrative in my writing class. His only comment on the whole paper was, "Too long, didn't read." FML

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