By dontpanic - 21/09/2009 19:08 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was getting up to leave and I, trying to be romantic, got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously, misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall, her head then bounced off the wall and into my forehead, spraining her nose. FML
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OHIOxRAIN 0

Nothing says romance like a bloody nose

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Jincos 0

Quit asking how you sprain your nose. OP might be a dumbass and not know what broken or bloodied means.

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hairytoenails 0

FIRST!!!!!!!!! OP: u failed :P please for humanity's sake DON'T be romantic or in this case TRY to be romantic...

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cadburyegg 0

You can't sprain your nose, tard. Sprains = ligaments. There are no ligaments in the nose, dear.

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Crunchy08 0

sounds like something that a guy would force their girlfriend to say at the hospital so no questions would get asked...sucks for her tho

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Qup 0

I didn't know you could sprain a nose.

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