By Henry - 11/11/2011 22:29 - Norway

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Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML
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Randuhh_17 4

Should've had a v8...

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MoBam 0

Hopefully this did not distract you from finishing the job...

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enonymous 8

I prefer my dead sex position with real dead people. Otherwise It's just fake

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MyMilkShake2Yard 0

What's so special about doggy style that she had to agree on it... Unless anal was involved.

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TurdTickler4eva 0

I agree with 6 now gimme my thumbs down bitches

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unitedfan11 0

Damn you were trying to ride her like a horse!!

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JustinComments 3

I don't know what your complaining about, It wasn't your head that got smacked against the bedside table.

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StopDropNRoll 11

Doggy style is very special. If you have tried it you know! ^^ At least that's my opinion

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AsianCookie247 14

You, OP, are a ********. Be aware of your surroundings if you're planning on being that rough, especially with a woman.

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firefail1031 0

Please 107, it doesn't matter how hard you pull someone's hair. No one has a rubber band for a neck. Once you let go that person has full control of their own head. Quit being an asshat

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mr_torch91 1

107, you're an idiot. That is all. And at least you got some right?

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cheerluv15 0

He could have really hurt her and that's all you care about? Finishing the job? God I hate people like you

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FaustXIII 0

And once she's been knocked unconscious, she won't be able to decline anal! Everybody wins!

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superficialheart 11

Way to ruin the mood?

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thisisafunnyname 12

Todat, after reluctantly agreeing to have doggystyle sex with my boyfriend, he kept pulling my hair really hard. I screamed in pain, but he thought I was screaming cause it felt so good. He eventually let go of my hair so suddenly that my head slammed into a table. FML

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NotAPedo 0

Ruined? I thought this kicked it up a notch!

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ninjuh_wingman 29

And thus the mood has been killed

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prettypinkpixie 9

If you had to convince her to do doggy style, she's probably not into kinky either, so why pull her hair? I'm surprised she didn't bitch before you pulled it too hard.

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