By ohsnap - 22/01/2011 21:24 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML
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Filitov 0

Dogs and ******* have never really gotten along much, y'know.

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shortymac 0

The number 1 reason the pets should never be in the same room as 2 people having sex. it never works out.

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ILoveMyPandaBxr 5

the same situation happened to me this weekend my boyfriend was going down on me and his dog started barking at him and pushing him off the bed she then sat down infront of the bed and wouldn't let him touch me

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fthku 13

Are you sure your boyfriend owns the dog and not vice versa?

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mexipunker 0

He was thinking " hey that's my job"

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atomicmrpelly 2

Train your dog better then.

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Peaceout0608_ 0

I guess your dog was trying to protect youu? hahahahaa

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Boomer21 0

Seriously think about it. You are incredibly lucky. I mean she could have bit your pecker off. Needless to say FHL.

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MrBrick 0

If by "attack her" you mean hop on her and plow a dog biscuit in her dish.

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alpha14_fml 0

YDI for letting your dog in the room.

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kathrynclw 0

ha isn't that awkward to have your dog in the room? and maybe he did you a favor :P

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