Love: Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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By New CV and Tinder needed - 23/05/2023 12:00

Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML

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By irresponsible - 14/08/2010 20:41 - United States

Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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By Jobless - 22/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally mistyped "one sec" as "one sex" in a group chat at work. I apologized and corrected myself immediately, but some bitch with too much free time was so offended that she reported me to HR anyway. I'm suspended while they look into it, and my girlfriend is convinced I did it on purpose. FML

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By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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You deserved it 13 687

By Completely Innocent - 05/03/2015 17:10 - United States

Today, a coworker told my manager that I and another girl were plotting to get her fired at the end of the month. She actually believed her. Now we're suspended without pay for two weeks for conspiracy. FML

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You deserved it 2 847

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By todd - 01/02/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML

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You deserved it 106

By cmart_9 - 29/10/2013 04:24 - United States - Clayton

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

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You deserved it 4 473

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 422

You deserved it 40 007

By benoit - 15/03/2013 12:35 - France

Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML

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You deserved it 33 746

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Latino_Nino 10

Friday 9 August 2013 2:22

You mean ex-girlfriend right...?

Carmstro 13

Friday 9 August 2013 3:16

Plot twist: OP IS the coworker.

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brittyboo123 35

Friday 9 August 2013 2:33

I hope you mean ex girlfriend.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 9 August 2013 2:37

Only suspended....I wonder why the boss didn't fire her.....LOL

metallicshadow 16

Friday 9 August 2013 2:47

She's probably a cop, those bitches always get off easy

jwebster 8

Friday 9 August 2013 8:04

Cause it was the boss she was *******.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Friday 9 August 2013 2:42

Holy crap! Time for a new girlfriend. You deserve better.

metallicshadow 16

Friday 9 August 2013 2:46

Time to leave that bitch

perdix 29

Friday 9 August 2013 2:46

Dumb bitch! She should have ****** the boss and gotten a promotion! People today just don't get business sex etiquette.

chocolatefrog28 29

Friday 9 August 2013 2:50

That's a creative team-building activity for the workplace, but uh... yeah, time to "ex" that.

CorpsmanUp88 21

Friday 9 August 2013 2:52

time to move on.

TheRealPitBoss 17

Friday 9 August 2013 2:57

Thts definitely EX RITE!

colvindj 22

Friday 9 August 2013 3:05

hoes gone be hoes.

DocBastard 38

Friday 9 August 2013 3:42

You got only one word in that entire sentence right. Plus your comment was a stupid generalisation. I hope you're tremendously proud if yourself.

jwebster 8

Friday 9 August 2013 8:05

Could you translate that into educated english instead of 'hood talk?

olpally 32

Friday 9 August 2013 3:07

What a ****. Good riddance op.

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