Love: Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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By New CV and Tinder needed - 23/05/2023 12:00

Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML

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By irresponsible - 14/08/2010 20:41 - United States

Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML

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You deserved it 8 883

By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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By Jobless - 22/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally mistyped "one sec" as "one sex" in a group chat at work. I apologized and corrected myself immediately, but some bitch with too much free time was so offended that she reported me to HR anyway. I'm suspended while they look into it, and my girlfriend is convinced I did it on purpose. FML

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You deserved it 97

By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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You deserved it 13 687

By Completely Innocent - 05/03/2015 17:10 - United States

Today, a coworker told my manager that I and another girl were plotting to get her fired at the end of the month. She actually believed her. Now we're suspended without pay for two weeks for conspiracy. FML

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You deserved it 2 847

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By todd - 01/02/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML

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You deserved it 106

By cmart_9 - 29/10/2013 04:24 - United States - Clayton

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

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You deserved it 4 473

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 422

You deserved it 40 007

By benoit - 15/03/2013 12:35 - France

Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML

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You deserved it 33 746

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Latino_Nino 10

Friday 9 August 2013 2:22

You mean ex-girlfriend right...?

Carmstro 13

Friday 9 August 2013 3:16

Plot twist: OP IS the coworker.

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

Friday 9 August 2013 4:29

I hope you mean "...my EX-girlfriend!"

jgriff79 23

Friday 9 August 2013 4:33

At least she will take one for the team!

Recoveryben 15

Friday 9 August 2013 4:35

once a hoe always a hoe

greggly123 6

Friday 9 August 2013 4:35

Sounds like one of the biggest ****** around. Blessing in disguise because now you can move on and find someone normal that would never do something like that.

nattlecakes 19

Friday 9 August 2013 4:37

Don't you mean ex...

jecka 9

Friday 9 August 2013 4:38

Dump her you dont need someone like that.

Chris93Jones 20

Friday 9 August 2013 4:44

and she's still your girlfriend?

aligater10 7

Friday 9 August 2013 4:48

Just suspended ? She should have been fired

Ray_of_midnight 22

Friday 9 August 2013 4:48

Tell her she's being made redundant.

jackyjoker 2

Friday 9 August 2013 4:51

I'm pretty sure she got your relationship with her suspended too.

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