By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML
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Ray_Scott 0

It's not love until you know she poops and you still want to have sex with her.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I swear the last sentence said "I can't look at her ****** the same ever again" [shakes head, blinks eyes several times] Anyway, you're going to hear a lot of crap (haha) about how it's only natural and girls do poop etc etc But really, I understand. Nobody wants to think about their significant other defecating, or anyone at all for that matter, unless they're into that kind of thing. It's a rather awkward situation to stand and watch, especially when it's smelly. Now, this could be a plus though... she is comfortable enough to let you... er, witness that? Obviously it could also be the booze though.

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yirrare 0

Oh my god! You have a girlfriend who poops!?

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wellinever 5

You can quite happily help her puke but get freaked out if she has to poop. In the time it took her to adjust her position and her clothing you could have stepped out of the bathroom - or were you hoping to watch her pee and just got disappointed at the last moment? It's part and parcel of loving another human being. Traditional wedding vows include the words"in sickness and in health" for a reason. If either of you are ever sick the partner agrees to be there, support and help out the other. OK you are not married, but you are learning about life. Heaven help you if you have kids.

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Fresh2death2021 0

ydi, next time get a girlfriend who doesnt poop, a girls backdoor isnt meant for pooping

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angel1495 0

Ok, seriously? So she had a massive BM... So what?!? I'm sure you've had similar trips to the bathroom... It's part of being a living being. We eat and we shit. Animals do it, babies do it, and you can't say you haven't. Yeah, it's gross that she did it right in front of you, but get over it. Ugh.

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Badgermx 0

so sorry for you "mr-nobody-takes-a-dump-but-me", how will you ever live with that? how are you ever going to marry someone and/or have children when you can't even deal with one of the most basic human needs??

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gilly011 0

wooooow, some people get so angry on this website! lmao. people! its an fml bc of the extreme awkwardness of him standing there watching her take a massive shit! ****! stop being so damn serious!

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sadistmonkey 19

he could've...y'know....turned around/closed the door and waited outside?

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asherah14 7

Lol it's not really anger, it's just ridiculous he feels his life is F'ed up cause he saw his gf poop. No one forced him to stay in the room while she went. It's funny that he's acting like he's scarred for life because he witnessed her poop.

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Glenn_Williams 0

hahaha I'm just here for the funnies!!!! girls don't poop .. or do they??? it's the greatest debate ever!!!!!!!!! let's ask obama!

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KarelessKitten 0

Ladies don't burp either. In fact, we aren't even human! LoL

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jts2 3

I KNEW IT! I ****ING KNEW IT!

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perdix 29

Why can't you look at her? Is it that you missed a golden opportunity to give her a blumpkin?

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