By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML
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Ray_Scott 0

It's not love until you know she poops and you still want to have sex with her.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I swear the last sentence said "I can't look at her ****** the same ever again" [shakes head, blinks eyes several times] Anyway, you're going to hear a lot of crap (haha) about how it's only natural and girls do poop etc etc But really, I understand. Nobody wants to think about their significant other defecating, or anyone at all for that matter, unless they're into that kind of thing. It's a rather awkward situation to stand and watch, especially when it's smelly. Now, this could be a plus though... she is comfortable enough to let you... er, witness that? Obviously it could also be the booze though.

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blastvortex 3

Haha. If that scars you for life, then I can only imagine what something that actually is monumentally graphic would do. Honestly, I'm kind of curious why the hell you stayed after you saw that she wasn't going to puke, but instead started pulling down her pants. Perhaps you wanted to enjoy the view, but that's your problem. YDI, dumbass.

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gabydoodle 0

I guess you're not that close, then...my boyfriend and I are open about absolutely everything.

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BlackGasoline 0

If you loved her, you'd help her gently on to the toilet, let her do her thing, and help her clean up afterward if she needed it. Good god, be a man. Seriously. How do you know she won't need to do the same thing for you someday?

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csd_fml 5

YDI. seriously, a good boyfriend wouldn't mind. She was drunk, for goodness sake (and I'd understand you better if you minded THAT). If you love her, you don't feel grossed out by her; simple as that. Perhaps you're not into watching that kind of thing, but if she needs it, ... then again, I understand some people will get into relationships without actually caring about the other person.

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scott_m319 0

So, is everybody saying that they would not be the least bit shocked or caught off guard to see their significant other suddenly and unexpectedly let loose a number 2? I mean, sure, it's obviously nothing to stress over, because after all, shit happens (literally). But is that really going to make the experience any less shocking if it just happens without warning? OP, sorry that happened, but don't break up or do anything brash. After all, she may very well have done the same for you if the roles were reversed.

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myfriend_youfail 3

The thing is, it's pretty much impossible for a number 2 to be "without warning" unless she had the taco ***** and crapped her pants. You'd think he would have noticed her peeling down her panties and sitting down on the toilet seat, which I'm pretty positive you don't do when you're going to vomit. And I wouldn't be caught off guard. My boyfriend comes into the bathroom to do his business all the time while I'm showering. Of course, I don't "see" it, because as soon as I realize he's doing his business, I politely ignore him and look away. This guy, apparently, was dense enough not to realize that pulling down the underwear and sitting on the toilet with the lower half of her body bare does NOT mean she's going to make sick. And then, he even sticks around to see her push it out!

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grrrarrrg2 2

If you cant handle your girlfriend taking a shit the relationship was already doomed!

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fabfoot 0

umm pretty sure i have a health relationship wit most of my family and a handful of friends...i would still be a little thrown off by watching them shit

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turdburgers 0

And so you stayed in the stall once she'd pulled down her pants? WTF?

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TheTruth1428 0

YDI for having a lush for a girlfriend. The only people that drink to the point of getting drunk are idiots.

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Malfunkshun 1

What's the point of drinking if not to get drunk?

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weddingbelle09 0

Everyone needs to crap, including your girlfriend. And secondly, you didn't have to stand there and watch. Heck, when she started sitting on the bowl you could've taken that as your queue to get lost!

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amazingkate 0

"cue". as in cue cards. queue as in queue up for the bathroom because you need to vomit or poo in front of your boyfriend.

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laughingman 0

even though I see how you can't look at her, ppl pay alot of money for stuff like that as gross as it is.

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