Orrrrrrrr maybe we're all just older than the poster and are ALREADY grown up? **** growing up too fast, man, I grew up years ago.

But just because you're grown up, doesn't mean the OP is. So chill.

Hey, I'm already chilled, friend. ;) But it's my opinion that if the poster and his girlfriend are old enough to drink, they should be old enough to recognize that human beings all have these basic bodily functions to tend to, and that if someone pulls their pants down and squats on the toilet bowl, you can safely assume they're not going to vomit into the toilet like you wanted them to. There's a certain level of maturity and intelligence a person reaches after graduating from training pants... I'm really hoping that by "younger years", you mean age 16 or 17....because when I think "younger years" and read a post about a guy watching his girl take a slow and massive dump, I think "three years old", the age where most kids are grossly fascinated with their own waste. It should go like this" guide gf to toilet--notice gf baring her lower half and sitting on the toilet--quietly excuse self so she can crap instead of vomit. But then, I'm halfway to drunk myself right now, so I'm pretty much just ranting and rambling because I like to read my own words? Yeah. :D

I agree, if they are old enough to drink (however, I doubt they are 21), then they should know that pooping and farting and peeing and lord knows what else is natural. Doesn't everyone know that when you get drunk you basically lose control? People vomit, get naked, dance on tables, pass out, pee in plants, etc. I know a few very well put together drunks but just a few. People shouldn't be ignorant and immature just because they are young. That's a terrible excuse. And if you are too scared to take a dump around your boyfriend then don't do it until you are ready lol. No one is pressuring you haha. But like one poster said, just wait till marriage. If you think pooping is scary, you haven't seen anything yet. Get ready for plucking back hairs, stretch marks, saggy *******, hairy men, beer bellies, when your spouse gets sick, CHILD BIRTH, etc. :D

Knowing people poop is one thing. Witnessing them do it in front of you is another. If he has not been with his girlfriend for long, then something like this early in the relationship can be a little difficult to bear, especially if he has never been in a serious relationship with someone before.

But see, the thing is, he pretty much knew she was going to take a dump by the time she started pushing. As soon as she yanked down her pants and sat on the toilet, that should have been his cue to get out, because unless she makes a grab for the waste bin and vomits into it whilst making fudgie, it's a pretty sure thing that taking off one's pants and sitting on the bowl doesn't constitute as vomiting. Yeah, I'd be freaked out if someone just laid a turd in front of me. But this guy had to have had SOME sort of warning, stayed around to watch the log of shit fall out, and then complained about having to watch it? Dude should have scrammed as soon as he realized she was ********. It's his own fault for sticking around to watch.

What person, besides the two girls and the cup, actually thinks it's NOT gross? Of course it's gross. Sometimes they smell pretty aweful and make a huge mess. But it takes a mature person to be able to do it in front of someone else. My boyfriend and I do it because we love each other and have been through everything. I have the flu right now and barfed all day yesterday and all he did was pick up after me. I'm taking him out to dinner tomorrow to say how much I appreciate his help.