Love: Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year,...

By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 22:06 - Thailand - Bangkok

Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

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Late bloomer

By etsl - 26/10/2008 12:07 - France

Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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By Leenotgay - 25/09/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

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Gender bending

By Recluse - 21/11/2014 18:18

Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 15:00

Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML

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By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 21/03/2013 20:43 - United Kingdom - Retford

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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BriannaSkyy 5

Saturday 11 August 2012 2:16

Wow. That was rather mean.

msilikegrapes 8

Saturday 11 August 2012 2:20

take that metaphorical arrow and shank it through her b**** ass heart

Comments

WinterBlue42 22

Thursday 12 June 2014 12:23

Normally, I'm against spreading rumors. . But in this case, honestly OP, I think you should spread some VERY nasty ones, so that no guys want to get within ten feet of her, ya? FYL, though. :(

GleekSince13 6

Tuesday 1 July 2014 2:04

What a bitch. You don't need someone like that in your life anyway.

elmateo_fml 9

Monday 7 July 2014 23:05

You deserve true love, She deserves...welllllll

323cc 5

Friday 25 July 2014 21:10

that F**kin suck you deserve better

CoHoBaSt 4

Friday 10 July 2015 2:19

Wow...that's...not just ridiculously hurtful to you, but also to everyone out there who's honestly trying to figure out their sexuality, not just using it as an excuse for their own petty machinations. Girl, I feel you, and I'd absolutely give you a hug if only I could. You deserve so much better.