Love: Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics.... - FML

By ryanlogan - 31/08/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

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Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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By drunkdial - 06/01/2010 05:53 - France

Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

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afdude87 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:56

maybe this is her way of telling you she has a penis.

kelseyco 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:55

You should poke her in face and tell her to stop!

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gamerdude66 8

Thursday 1 September 2011 20:20

just hope she doesnt start singing bad romance!

tylenol123 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 20:28

Does ahe dress like her too? O.o

doglover339 4

Thursday 1 September 2011 21:47

Looks like ur caught in a bad romance.. But u can't blame her she was born that way

qazzy 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 23:35

It's good, as long as she wants to take a ride on your disco stick.

purplehorse14 0

Friday 2 September 2011 1:40

that really is a "bad romance" :)

princessbug 0

Friday 2 September 2011 2:01

Get out now!!!

jivveturkey 0

Friday 2 September 2011 5:54

did she use the disco stick one?

bloomgirlbec 6

Friday 2 September 2011 5:59

So if she is about to climax she yells "I'M ON THE EDGE OF GLORY"?

funfofa 1

Friday 2 September 2011 6:26

AWESOME...talk to her in Katy Perry lyrics!

music87 14

Friday 2 September 2011 7:27

LoL that would be interesting to see/hear.

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