By Brian - 23/12/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
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opsyOp 1

just go with it.. get your present, then you can split

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me5 0

it doesn't matter how he knew. he just knew WTF!!

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AntiChrist7 0

So you're gonna get two presents of her this year! (And a third if she has an STD)

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blastvortex 3

Well, she won't be mixing up boyfriends' birthdays for a while now, since she'll have either one or none now (unless you're nuts). I'd laugh if she was alone for the holidays though; it'd serve her right.

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valdancer99 0

lol 21 and 24 pictures look the same!

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SNOTTYBONES 0

At least you found out she was cheating on you now instead of finding out after being married and three kids later. There is always a bright side! Now go find someone worthy of you!

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nomadxx7 0

Well that sucks OP. Glad a guilty conscience got her in the end. Nothing like a slip like that to help speed along the demise of the relationship. And hopefully you meant EX-girlfriend. Because if you stay with her she's just going to keep cheating on you (you're missing something or she's missing something in the relationship). So chalk it up to crappy timing but in the whole scheme of things it worked out pretty well for you (minus losing the love of your life part).

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thatnewyorker 0

Always assume a girl is cheating on you 6 months into a relationship so when you inevitably find out she is, it won't surprise you

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bmoney2011 0

Because assumptions are the best way to keep a relationship. Not trust or anything. Tips for relationships: 1) always assume they are cheating, especially if you are 2) if you're cheating, keep the excuses simple 3) never wish a partner happy birthday so you can't mix it up 4) pet names (I.e. Baby, babe, and hun) are your friend! Never mix up a name if you call them all babe 5) whenever your partner says something, just nod and agree 6) on a date, always pick where you want to go 7) always have a bogus excuse as to why you cant pay (you took a dump dropped your wallet and left it there bcause it's nasty) 8) when dropping your date off, eff walking them to their door, just peel out and go to the next partners house! Jus f'n kiddin

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