By Brian - 23/12/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
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opsyOp 1

just go with it.. get your present, then you can split

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Comments

HiddenAce91 6

Did you just assume she was cheating on you? Because you didn't say she admitted to cheating on you. She could be thinking of one of her ex's birthdays. I'm sorry but you have to think of the people that before you also.

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anonymsspermdonr 0

this proves all women are worthless ******, good for nothing more than a vag and a mouth. say u forgive her, **** her, and blow a massive load in her face then leave and never talk to her again

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StealthStorm67 0

You need to get layed. lol, who am I kidding. That'll never happen.

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DontHateAppricia 0

this is so untrue!

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ImShamazingHun 0

@#30 ur an asshole. not all girls r ******.

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thinkpink700 0

You know guys, there are GIRLS reading these comments. Not all girls are ******, some are, Some are more different, some are Bitches (etc. etc.) but you dont have to call all females those names to make a guy feel better.

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lolton 0

you have to dump that bitch for real

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dzink 0

She's cheating on you because you end your sentences with prepositions.

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StealthStorm67 0

Mhmm. It'd be better if he said "with whom she had cheated"

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klovely22 13

I'm pretty sure he didn't ask for an English lesson. Js.

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chrissymissy 0

thas so stupid how long did u and her date

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kcmjlopez 0

now is that absolute knowledge or a paranoid asumption?

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bballwarrior 0

oooo that sucks.

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fudgesicle 6

ты дурак же! извини но..... ха!

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