By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 20:10 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML
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ellephaba101 0

I don't get it...?

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cinnamondiva 0

well that is really a Fml story

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simon_lala 0

that's why it's mind blowing. duh

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angels_siren 0

My bf does this too. he'll say sexy things (which he rarely does awake). in his sleep he'll talk about me giving head, and push my head in the direction, and push my head down, and i'll indulge him. sometimes he will touch me also. which is also rare in rl. in the morning he wont remember. ive even recorded some of his sleep talking to replay to him. he tells me never to do that cuz it freaks him out lol (record him i mean)

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teenflirts 0

oh sh*t, hope she aint preggo

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tonnyfong 3

Was she in the right room? Maybe you'll hear your dad saying the same thing to your mom. Lol.

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Candygirl720 6

lol u poor thing u sorta deserved it though cuz u were knocked out, n u had the power to say no n just let her do all the work. Then u probably would've had a very good dream

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