Love: Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying....

By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2018 05:00

Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML

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SilverHand 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:07

Maybe she cried because she woke up and realized it was just a dream.

GSP101 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:00

You weren't planning on proposing, right?

Comments

ericaloza94 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:16

Maybe they were tears of joy? O_o

fenixtorador1 11

Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:21

Red flag OP, red flag.

vhivfe 3

Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:37

Maybe she was crying because the dream ended or that you're not actually married and she wants to get married?

kristena103 14

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:29

Tears of joy?

BikeAllDay818 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:29

It goes both ways. He could have submitted the fml because he doesn't want to get married and his gf's tears were tears of joy or he could have submitted it because he does and she was horrified at the thought of marrying him.